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animalstalkinginallcaps:

VINCE?

YEAH, HONEY?

AM I THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD?

WHAT? I MEAN, YES. OF COURSE YOU ARE.

OBJECTIVELY?

TO ME YOU ARE.

THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED, VINCE. AM I LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD?

I HAVEN’T MET EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD, HONEY, BUT YOU’RE VERY PRETTY. SO MAYBE. CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO-

DO YOU WANT TO MEET EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD?

NO, JESSICA. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO MEET MOST OF THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH. WHY DON’T WE JUST MAKE LOV-

BUT LIKE, IF WE WENT ON VACATION TO A TROPICAL ISLAND DO YOU THINK YOU’D FIND THE LOCALS WITH THEIR DARKER HAIR AND AMPLE BOTTOMS MORE PHYSICALLY DESIRABLE THAN ME?

HONEY, PLEASE. PLEASE. I THINK YOU’RE BEAUTIF-

DO YOU WATCH SEXY VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET WHEN I’M AT WORK?

GOD DAMN IT.

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