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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun by Alan Rickman from the album: Sonnet 130

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Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
   And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
   As any she belied with false compare. 

Yes, when you complain about us critiquing you’re being sexist

valkyrierisen:

To wit, people can complain like mad about the time travel macguffin but the second ppl complain about the WoD story lacking strong ladies it turns into “stop telling the devs to change their storyline!”

— Alooooonaaaaaaa (@gloriaboboria) November 15, 2013

nerdgerhl:

justchevat:

These are finally done, after a four-month delay where they sat on my desk, and I ignored them. However, I am actually back in nerdgerhl's apartment for a visit, and was therefore compelled to finish them and give her a very late birthday present. I supremely enjoyed turning her into a dwarf, her favorite Tolkien/D&D race, and am sorely tempted to offer this service to others. Beards! Elaborate beards for all! (It is Movember.)

Pencil, and watching The Hobbit DVD extras a whole lot.

BEST belated birthday present. 

hishap:

likebluefire:

jamesfactscalvin:

Dear Dudebros,

one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.

Sincerely, Be Like Han

Han

I think it’s the first time I see gifsets of this scene with comments that focus on how Han Solo respects Leia’s feelings instead of incest jokes. Kudos to you, tumblr user jamesfactscalvin :)

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November 25, 1943: Ernest Hemingway's endlessly entertaining letter about his eleven cats and five dogs, found in his Selected Letters. Papa was among literary history’s greatest pet-lovers.
Complement with 80 years of cat-themed art and literature from the New Yorker archives. 

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November 25, 1943: Ernest Hemingway's endlessly entertaining letter about his eleven cats and five dogs, found in his Selected Letters. Papa was among literary history’s greatest pet-lovers.

Complement with 80 years of cat-themed art and literature from the New Yorker archives

Ne mæg werig mod wyrde wiðstondan
Anonymous author of The Wanderer, line 15 (via wordstudio)

nentindo:

this isn’t even a campaign. this is some 17 year old teenager sitting at his computer while eating spicy doritos with a call of duty headset on

When women do it, it’s marketing. When men do it, it’s growth hacking. The masculine re-branding of marketing work as a technical skill — “hacking”, the implication of a more analytical or mathematical focus — is disingenuous, ahistorical. Marketing has always involved analytical and mathematical skills, and in technology, it has always required technical literacy and competency. Yet the emergence of the “growth hacker” is deeply indicative of a industry desperate to maintain gender inequalities even as women make significant inroads into some of its career paths.

cah:

We couldn’t give a fuck and a half about what you think of our game.

But homosexual is not an insult. 

Enjoy, dudes. This one’s on us.